21st May 2012 13:24
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Relationships which I found interesting ♣ Eduardo Saverin & Mark Zuckerberg
“I need you.”
“I’m here for you.”
“No, I need the algorithm you used to rank chess players.”
22nd April 2012 19:58
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- Eduardo: hey I just met you
- Eduardo: and this is crazy
- Eduardo: but I'm your best friend, I'm here for you and we should bone god Mark are you hurt your girlfriend was so mean let me comfort you with my dick yes I'll give you the money for Facebook because you asked me for it and you're so excited for this let's listen to each other get blow jobs I'll visit you in California even in the rain what did you mean get left behind yeah I'll come out to the million members party oh god you diluted my shares to .03% you asshole I'm going to sue you I was your only friend you had one friend
- Eduardo: so call me maybe
The Social Network set to Sigh No More by Mumford & Sons, Part 1
15th April 2012 22:13
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